Pixelmon Mod

granted but its a million pokedollars

I wish pokemon bank was released already ^-^

Granted, but after it is released, your PC explodes into ballons and every other PC you use will also explode into ballons.

I wish that I made a successful mod which becomes the most popular minecraft mod ever, and everybody loves it.

Granted. But then Mojang makes drastic changes to Minecraft's code that in order to update it you have to write it again from scratch.

I wish I owned Nintendo and Game Freak.

Granted, but your knowledge of the business world isn't enough and soon both companies go bankrupt.

I wish that everyone would play Starbound with me ;-;

Granted but everyone is naked and everyone gets mad at you because of that.

I wish I could do things without having consequences.
(You can't grant this really)

Granted , but the things you can do only consist of playing Starbound with me or Doing chores.

I wish everyone on the Internet would type with at least moderately good grammar and spelling.

Granted, but the internet implodes on itself due to the extra letters clogging up space

I wish Game Freak would make Gen 3 remakes with a option to play Emerald's plot

Granted but you play as Ash. (THE HORROR)
And Ash pees himself and falls off a cliff and your Nintendo short-circuits.

I wish I could buy every next gen system and a new gaming computer.

Granted , but it cost each A billion dollars and your parents so you will be a hobo
And Santa comes and kicks your butt and leave you a block of coal
I wish I become a Santa the give gifts but then kills the children
Muwahahahahahaha

Granted, but then you get death penalty, and you will be forgotten after a week.

I wish I was MrMasochism.