"Okay."
*later
"Okay... So I'm not the best bike rider and there are lots of triathlon trainers ready to battle and bikers and gangs of bikers os we should be careful... Okay mine is in this gear so it will go as fast as possible... I should change it since it's completely downhill...
I start slowly pedaling on the grass that is flat.
"Ugh. It's stuck."
As I pull and pull I don't notice my bike has gone down the grass and just got onto the downhill slope.
"Hm?"
My bike stops at the start and I sigh.
Suddenly an angry Primeape with bigger muscles than I've seen any Pokemon have (SO basically think of a Hulk Primape. That big and that strong.)
"Whoa that is like a new species of Pokemon or something... I should catch it an-"
The Primeape sprints toward me and I chuck 30 ultra balls and all of my pokemon at it and it doesn't do anything.
"OH S-"
THe Primeape rams into my bike sending it at the fastest speed possible for bikes on the fastest gear of any bike down the steepest fastest and most dangerous slope in the world.
"I HAVEN'T RODE MY BIKE IN 7 YEARS!"
ANd to top it off 10 trainers start going after me wanting to battle throwing pokemon at me.
I navigate badly and fly through the air multiple times and land with a jigglypuff and pidgeot attacking me on my lap.
To top it off a biker gang comes to and they have a bunch of ground pokemon causing an earthquake.
And I am on a bike. Going as fast as possible for bikes. And the fastest gear stuck. On the steepest slope in the world for biking.
And to top it of the Primeape is still chasing me.
(it is now bigger muscle wise than the hulk like in the image below)
"*****************************!"