- 26 Aug 2013 18:31
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"We are lost. We are literally 100 miles into the forest and we are definitely not close to the other side. I thought they were burned down... Okay lets just backtrack!"
We go from the little clearing we were back about 100 miles and... end up i the same exact clearing.
*7 hours later
We end up in the same clearing.
With a completely crazy look, like "Put me in an Insane Asylum" look, I burst through some bushes into the clearing saying, "I know where we are going... What?!?!??! HERE?"
I drop to my knees in the middle of the clearing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh wait I remember what I really realized, I was hungry."
*eats map.
Apparently I was talking and no one listened, so then they heard, "-and the air is inaccessible because it's so thick and can't be burned or anything of the sort, we are lost, I don't know where the map is... And this is the worst part... brace yourselves..."
*Takes a deep breath
"THERE ARE BUGS!"
*starts hysterically balling and drops to knees banging on the ground like a child throwing a tantrum.
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